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The 10 Precepts of Ungodliness

1.

Our universe was created with a big bang in which not only was the physical universe created, but so too was the intellectual universe of self-awareness; of consciousness. All self-aware beings in the universe have within them a tiny part of that consciousness. Call it the "uber-consciousness".

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Out of the intellectual universe was also created an all knowing being who exists both within and outside of spacetime simultaneously. She is the mother to all conscious beings. However, She did not create the universe. Rather she was created along side the universe. We can only comprehend a small part of Her. Yes, you read correctly, God is a woman. Think about it. Doesn't a mother to all living beings make more sense as God than does a father?

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When you, and all sentient beings, die, your consciousness leaves spacetime for non-spacetime, thus coming together in a singularity with the consciousnesses of all sentient beings who have existed and will exist during the lifetime of our universe. This intellectual pressure causes the big bang (see the first precept). In other words, the Universe is a weird cycle of big bangs. But it gets weirder. Since time starts with the big bang, each big bang occurs simultaneously but in a parallel universe.

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God, the Mother of all sentient beings, doesn't give a toss whether you believe in her or not. She has more important things to concern herself with. So, do not worry whether you believe or not!

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Although heaven and hell do not exist in the judeo-christian context, they do exist in the mind of the uber-conciousness. If you are evil, you will leave this life for a hell of your own devising; a hell of your worst nightmare. Your time in Hell will only last the tiniest fraction of a second as your brain dies. But, because your sense of time also fades with death, that tiny fraction of a second will seem like slightly less than eternity to you. On a positive note, heaven works in pretty much the same way. In the last instances of life, you will experience true happiness in place of your most beautiful dreams. Although it will last but an instance in spacetime, your experience of heaven will last very nearly for ever from your perspective. And then you will be warmly welcomed back to the uber-consciousness.

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Hurting others is a sure path to Hell. The more you hurt others, who like you are all part of the uber-consciousness, the more likely you are to go to Hell, and the worse your personal Hell will be.

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The more you help other people and yourself achieve happiness, the more likely you are to go to heaven. So treat others as you would have them treat you.

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Your life and every life on this planet is a mixture of good and bad; pleasure and suffering. Suffering, sadly, is universal and a lot of people are far worse off than you are. If you spend your life wishing for more, your life will not be happy. But if you spend your life appreciating what you have and striving to make the world a better place for you, those you love, your community and the world, you will have a happy life.

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All of history's great religions are partly right and partly wrong. However, most of them were conceived well over 1000 years ago and few have been updated since the middle ages. So they are filled with outdated precepts and concepts more suited to the dark ages than today. Wasting time with medieval rituals is not a path to Heaven. Rather it is a path to close-mindedness. Killing or hurting people who do not share your religious beliefs, however, is a sure path the Hell. See precept six above!

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Really, all you need to do to ensure your place in Heaven is to lead a good life, appreciate all that you have in your life and all that you accomplish in your life and do what you can to help others live a good and happy life. It's that easy!

 

 

 

 

 

 

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